A photo blog post for ya here! I went to Dublin on a ~28 hour tour, for a PhD viva (now-Dr Xia Wang; bird feather/flight evolution thesis) earlier this month. And I made a beeline for the local natural history museum (National Museum of Ireland, Natural History building) when I had free time. So here are the results!
Stomach-Churning Rating: Tame; about a 1/10 for most, but I am going to break my rule about showing human bodies near the end. Just a warning. The bog bodies were too awesome not to share. So that might be 4/10-8/10 depending on your proclivities. They are dry and not juicy or bloody, and don’t look as human as you’d expect.
Clik here to view.
Simple Natural History museum entrance area.
Clik here to view.
Adorable frolicking topiaries outside the NHM.
Inside, it was a classical Victorian-style, dark wood-panelled museum stuffed with stuffed specimens. It could use major refurbishment, but I do love old-fashioned exhibits. Get on with it and show us the animals; minimize interpretive signage and NO FUCKING INTERACTIVE COMPUTER PANELS! So by those criteria, I liked it. Some shots of the halls: Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
And on to the specimens!
Clik here to view.
Giant European deer (“Irish elk”). I looked at these and thought, “why don’t we see female deer without antlers ever? then noticed one standing next to these (you can barely see it in back); too bad my photo is crappy.
Clik here to view.
Superb mounted skeleton of giraffe (stuffed skin was standing near it).
Clik here to view.
A sheep-y or a goat-y beastie; I dunno but it shows off a nice example of the nuchal ligament (supports the head/neck).
Clik here to view.
Yarr, narwhals be internet gold!
Clik here to view.
Giant blown glass models of lice!
Clik here to view.
Who doesn’t like a good giant foramanifera image/model?
Clik here to view.
“That’s one bigass skate,” I murmured to myself.
Clik here to view.
“That’s one bigass halibut,” I quipped.
Clik here to view.
Tatty basking shark in entry hall.
Clik here to view.
Irish wolfhound, with a glass sculpture of its spine hanging near it, for some reason.
Clik here to view.
Stand back everyone! That beaver has a club!
Clik here to view.
Skull of a pilot whale/dolphin.
Clik here to view.
Nice anteater skeleton and skin.
Clik here to view.
Nice wombat skeleton and skin.
Clik here to view.
Sad display of a stuffed rhino with the horn removed, and signage explaining the problem of thefts of those horns from museum specimens of rhinos worldwide.
But then the stuffed animals started to get to me. Or maybe it was the hangover. Anyway, I saw this…
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
A proboscis monkey mother who seemed to be saying “Hey kid, you want this yummy fruit? Tough shit. I’m going to hold it over here, out of reach.” with a disturbing grimace. That got me thinking about facial expressions in stuffed museum specimens of mammals more, and I couldn’t help but anthropomorphize as I toured the rest of the collection, journeying deeper into surreality as I progressed. What follows could thus be employed as a study of the Tim-Burton-eseque grimaces of stuffed sloths. Click to emslothen.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Tree anteater has a go at the awkward expression game.
This completed my tour of the museum; there were 2 more floors of specimens but they were closed for, sigh, say it with me… health and safety reasons. Balconies from which toddlers or pensioners or drunken undergrads could accidentally catapult themselves to their messy demise upon the throngs of zoological specimens below. But the National Museum’s Archaeology collection was just around the block, so off I went, following whispered tales of bog bodies. There will be a nice, calm, pretty photo, then the bodies, so if peaty ~300 BCE cadavers are not your cup of boggy tea, you can depart this tour now and lose no respect.
Clik here to view.
Impressive entrance to the National Museum’s Archaeology building.
The bog bodies exhibit is called “Kingship and Sacrifice“. It is packed with cylindrical chambers that conceal, and present in a tomb-like enclosed setting, the partial bodies of people that were killed and then tossed in peat bogs as honoraria for the ascension of a new king. The peaty chemistry has preserved them for ~2300 years, but in a dessicated, contorted state. The preservation has imparted a mottled colouration and wrinkled texture not far off from a Twix chocolate bar’s. Researchers have studied the bejesus out of these bodies (including 3D medical imaging techniques) and found remarkable details including not just wounds and likely causes of death (axes, strangling, slit throats etc) but also clothing, diet, health and more.
Here they are; click to (wait for it)… emboggen:
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Finally (actually this happened first; my post is going back in time), I visited UCD’s zoology building for the PhD viva and saw a few cool specimens there, as follows:
Clik here to view.
Giant deer in UCD zoology building foyer, with a lovely Pleistocene landscape painted on the wall behind it.
Clik here to view.
Sika deer in an awkward posture (what is it supposed to be doing?) in Univ Coll Dublin zoology building’s foyer.
Clik here to view.
The pose of this ?baboon?mandrill struck me as very peculiar and menacing- reminiscent of a vampire bat’s pose.
Clik here to view.
A whole lotta chicken skeletons in a UCD teaching lab.
After the viva we went out for some nice Chinese food and passed some Dublin landmarks like this:
Clik here to view.
Trinity College entrance, I think.Former Irish Parliament; now the Bank of Ireland.
And we wandered into a very posh Irish pub called the Bank (on College Green), which displayed this interesting specimen, as well as some other features shown below:
Clik here to view.
Replica of illuminated 9th Century gospel manuscript “The Book of Kells”, with gorgeous Celtic art.
Clik here to view.
Vaults near toilets in the Bank pub. Almost as cool as having giant freezers down there.
Clik here to view.
Nice glass ceiling of the Bank pub.
And Irish pub means one big, delicious thing to me, which I will finish with here– much as I finished that night off:
Clik here to view.
Ahhh… ice cold.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Image may be NSFW.Clik here to view.
